Her expression turned serious as she bent down and pointed a finger in Howie’s face as she said, “Do you want to be a big baby when you go to school? Do you want your teacher to have to stop class so she can take time to pull down your pants in front of everyone to change your dydees? My friend tells me that they mark a big baby’s permanent record with the fact that he’s too immature for real teaching. She says once you get that on your record, you’ll be treated like a retarded toddler until you’re in middle school! They donít even try to teach you if youíre a big baby. They have a special section at the back of the class that’s reserved for ‘older’ babies.